CRASS - MERRY CRASSMAS (Crass Records 1981)

This is the record that everyone has heard of, but how many people have actually HEARD this record? One of the many scams that Crass had their fingers in(along with the amusing "OUR Wedding" Flexi), this one was leaked in a kiddie mag if im not mistaken. Heres some of the typing on the sleeve:

Merry Crassmas is another fine release from "Creative Recording and Sound Services". "C.R.A.S.S. is the name and C.R.A.S.S. is the game," as it reads on the record sleeve. Here's what else it says:

COLD TURKEY ONE. VERY MERRY CRASSMAS. HERE'S AN AMAZING XMAS MEDLEY OF CRASS'S GREATEST HITS. SUPER FUN FOR ALL THE FAMILY. PLUS...SUPER FUN TIME COMPETITION THAT EVERYONE CAN JOIN IN. HERE'S WHAT YOU DO...IT'S EASY. JUST LIST, IN ORDER, THE TITLES OF THE EXCITING CRASS SONGS ON THIS RECORD. THE FIRST THREE CORRECT POSTCARDS TO BE RECEIVED WILL BE SENT THE FOLLOWING GREAT PRIZES...1ST PRIZE... BATHSALTS, 2ND PRIZE...ONE EXPLOITED SINGLE, 3RD PRIZE...TWO EXPLOITED SINGLES. HAVE FUN. SEND ENTRIES TO "CRASSMAS COMPETITION." PO BOX 279. LONDON N22.

1. Side A
2. Side B